"Smart Like a Horse, Hung Like Einstein" Funny Graphic Tee - Designed

This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings playful wit and everyday comfort together. The relaxed-fit shirt features a warm and comedic illustrated front—

Albert Einstein, riding a pony like it's the most normal thing in the world, tiny bulb glowing, grin wide, with the phrase “Smart like a horse, hung like Einstein”— It's absurd, it's clever, it's just the right amount of cheeky.

The soft, broken-in texture from post-construction dyeing makes it feel lived-in from the first wear. It sits casually through long days at the workshop or weekend hangs, layered under a flannel or worn solo. Subtle back branding keeps the look low-key while the sturdy double-needle stitching and tubular knit mean this tee holds its shape and color wash after wash. Available in a wide range of sizes and colors for a relaxed, familiar fit that ages beautifully.